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basedpidgeot:

given my follower count and the number of days in a year its way more than reasonable to assume that it’s one of your birthdays today

happy birthday whoever you are

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stupidstagram:

U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear

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dacelio:

have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know

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isaacandhismother:

[sweats nervously]

isaacandhismother:

[sweats nervously]

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letter-experiment:

Largest amount of swag I have ever witnessed

letter-experiment:

Largest amount of swag I have ever witnessed

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upgraders:

is this kid implying he wants to have sexual relations with a toddler 

upgraders:

is this kid implying he wants to have sexual relations with a toddler 

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